Brain Candy For Money Blahs

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Winter blahs? Post-holiday financial fatigue?

Girl, you need some money fun, k?

Take a break from calculator in your brain and cozy up to the second season opener of “You’re Cut Off!”, on VH1 tonight, at 9pm/8pm Central.

What? You’ve never watched the quasi-hit reality series about rich girls thrown together in a house, cut off from Mom, Dad and Uncle Visa and forced to, like, volunteer at a homeless shelter and go camping on a budget?

You don’t know what you’re missing.

It’s like “Jersey Shore,” but money’s the problem, not drinking and cheating.

There’s something oddly comforting about watching a bunch of pathetic, spoiled princesses take their first trip to Target.

“I nevah knew you could spend less than $800 on shoes,” says one girl, shaking her head sadly.

And you nevah knew that watching dumb rich girls would make you feel so good about your own finances.